Ok so now I have your attention. What will i do with it? Will I wisk your attention away into a private room and wine and dine it? Have my wicked way with it?
Do I look like such a person? I am shocked and appalled that you would think such a thing. We hardly even know each other.
No no… I will merely revel in the knowledge that I have hooked your attention, for I am what you would called (should you call someone such a thing) an attention seeker. Yes, I am a seeker. This is what I do. I seek attention. Once I have the attention, I discard it and move onto the next challenge.
My biggest challenge? People who ignore me. You should know better… don’t ignore me.
Hey does anyone read these things?